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Welcome to the Darkzone
Weirding out the normies since 1986
This journal may contain adult concepts.
Created on 2003-08-16 19:36:24 (#1260255), last updated 2008-03-28
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Basic Info| Name: | Azaelian |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1987-06-05 |
| Location: | Poinciana, Florida, United States |
| Website: | Mentally Molested |
BioAzaelian was sired by both a Puerto Rican and a Redneck. After living in reality for the first 10 years of her life, she finally snapped, and decided to live in her own little world. In this world of hers conservatism was dead, 80's music was still cool, and everyone in the Harry Potter fandom could be gay. This world has been dubbed 'The Darkzone', and has recently taken an online manifestation. All visitors should be advised that to enter the zone is to see a piece of the Azaelian enigma.... all IQ points dropped are the sole responsibility of their owner.
This specimen has been observed inventing foods, nailing spare bits of junk to her walls, and spanking random people on the street. Azaelian has been known to burst out in song. Suspect is to be approached with caution, for it is a known fact that she is never without outrageous quantities of makeup she will never use.
Today Azaelian lives near her arch nemisis, the dreaded Disney, whom she hopes to thwart with exploading kitchen ware and kinky slash stories. No one is exactly certain what the subject does in her spare time, for her privacy is so well protected that her journal used to be hidden within a television. Both Slytherin and Lexxian pride run rampant through her veins, which is how it was discovered that the two create an extremly volitile mixture. Filk is imminent.
If only one thing were to be said about Azaelian, it would be this; these kind of people are the reason phychiatric help is offered.
This specimen has been observed inventing foods, nailing spare bits of junk to her walls, and spanking random people on the street. Azaelian has been known to burst out in song. Suspect is to be approached with caution, for it is a known fact that she is never without outrageous quantities of makeup she will never use.
Today Azaelian lives near her arch nemisis, the dreaded Disney, whom she hopes to thwart with exploading kitchen ware and kinky slash stories. No one is exactly certain what the subject does in her spare time, for her privacy is so well protected that her journal used to be hidden within a television. Both Slytherin and Lexxian pride run rampant through her veins, which is how it was discovered that the two create an extremly volitile mixture. Filk is imminent.
If only one thing were to be said about Azaelian, it would be this; these kind of people are the reason phychiatric help is offered.
ConnectInterests (149):
790, 80's, air, amy brown, anarchy, angel, anime, apathy, astrology, azu manga daioh, b3k, beavis and butthead, bleach, blood, boy meets boy, buffy the vampire slayer, candles, cheshire cat, clockwork orange, collage, comedy, costumes, cowboy bebop, crystals, dance dance revolution, dancing, ddr, death note, demons, divine order, do as infinity, drabble, drusilla, earrings, elfen lied, europe, excel saga, faeries, fanfiction, fantasy, farscape, fearless, filk, flames, frida kahlo, friendly hostility, full metal alchemist, geek, gemini, gothic, great teacher onizuka, halloween, handcuffs, harry potter, hearts, herbs, horror, hp slash, individuality, innuendo, inuyasha, jack off jill, japanese food, jessicka, kcp, kinky, knowledge, leather, lexx, limericks, lolita, lord of the rings, love hina, lucid dreaming, lyrics, magic, magic: the gathering, magick, malfoy, malice mizer, manga, marilyn manson, massage, megacon, mentally molested, mermaids, misanthropy, miyavi, movies, music, mythology, nana, naruto, naruto shippuuden, new age, nimbus, olympus, online quizzes, origa, origami, p4x, peacock feathers, pet shop of horrors, philosophy, poetry, procrastinating, pwp, questionable content, quizzes, random outbursts, ranma 1/2, rareslash, rent, s.k.i.n., sailor moon live action, salvador dali, sam raimi, samurai champloo, scarling, sci-fi, sesshomaru, severus snape, sex, silver, singing, slash, sleeping, slytherin, snuggling, socks, spanking, squick, stanley tweedle, star wars, stargate sg-1, sushi, switchblade kittens, the craft, the moon, the wallflower, thinking, toilet bacon, tybalt o'donnel, unicorns, vampires, whips, wicca, writing, yaoi
External Services:
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